You should put a disclaimer in your signature pointing out that you are retarded (and apparently do not know the meaning of "big" words such as oxymoron) to make sure that no unsuspecting newbie accidently takes anything you say seriously.
Anyway, a few that I think have not been mentioned yet that you might try:
Trouble
Colour Haze
Orange Goblin
Spiritual Beggars (the secondary band of Arch Enemy's Mike Amott) is also great if you're looking for something a bit more fastpaced/upbeat rather than doomy.
[edit: okay so Orange Goblin was mentioned, whatever!]
